Soundcheck's Songwriting Contest

The new Soundcheck Songwriting Contest is announced in this blog post today. The deadline is 5 p.m. on September 24 and here are the rules:

By submitting an entry, you are 1) giving Soundcheck the right to use the lyrics on air and 2) asserting that the lyrics are your original work. Entries will be judged on originality, and can be serious or humorous, fact-based or fictional. Entries may include collage elements and quotes if they do not violate existing copyrights. On the Oct. 10 edition of Soundcheck, Jesse Harris will reveal the winner and One Ring Zero will perform their version of the song live on the show.

Soundcheck is a daily talk show about music put out by WNYC, New York's flagship public radio stations. May the Muse be with you... now, which song should I enter here?